February 2012
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When one of your friends brings up your plans in...
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tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
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Thank you for following me. Thank you for...
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hey, guys. I just want to let you know that I’m still alive over here.
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me: hey wanna play a game
band member: um okay
me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member: will
what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member: u
me: who had a little lamb?
band member: mary
me: who am i talking to?
band member: me?
me: hahA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOUR WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
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The Chaos Walking Trilogy.: When I finally... →
fuckyeahchaoswalkingtrilogy:
I just bombard them with questions and statements:
“Have you finished the book yet?”
“What part are you up to?”
“How do you like Todd/Viola?”
“I can’t tell you what happened to the women of Prentisstown!”
“What do you think of the Mayor?”
“Did you cry?”
“Do you like the book?”
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An Attractive Male: Do you like Chaos Walking?
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Me: So I'm thinking a spring wedding, near a waterfall, Oh, won't that just look wonderful in the pictures. I don't know how many people you want to invite, but I've got about 50. Or we could just elope, lol. We should get a dog and name it Manchee, a big, fuzzy dog. For names, I like 'Viola' for a girl. Oh, isn't this just wonderful?
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